Why do you think that countries go to war with each other?

It's all a conspiracy! First, the lizard men think up some kind of "plot" for the war. Then they tell the leaders of the countries what to do. The unsuspecting masses are forced to go to war, all for nothing! We should do something about it! Also, why do teachers get air conditioning and we don't! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!

Give me a time when you had a conflict with someone. What happened? Why did it happen? How did you resolve it? What is your relationship like now?

I never have conflicts with anyone. My INSANELY EPIC AWESOMENESS of AWESOME is so AWESOMELY AWESOME, people never get mad at me! They would much rather get me a soda that have some EPIC FAIL of a conflict with me. My followers are even so busy thinking about how AWESOME I am, they don't even fight with each other. IT'S AWESOME!

-Rowen